Once upon a time there was a pigeon named Bob who liked to eat pizza. Bob would steal pizza from pizza hut every day. He never has been caught before, but that changed on May,27th, 1992. It was a hot summer day when Bob wanted some pizza. Then he went to the phone and called in an order for a large pepperoni pizza and some bread sticks.
Bob flew to pizza hut and when he got there he saw his pizza and bread sticks. He bolted to his food and turned but right as he was about to get away the door slammed shut and he flew right into it and was knocked out. 5 hours later he woke up in a jail cell with a straight jacket on. Bob finally got busted. He was charged with theft so he spent 3 years in jail. The pigeon was very depressed because he couldn't have pizza. It was lunch and the bird met a new friend. His friends name was Justin Bieber. Justin was in jail for singing so horrible so he is in jail for life and he is not allowed to sing in jail ever. 5 years later Bob was released and stole pizza again.
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